Here’s The Totally Normal Reason Why You Want To Squeeze Babies To Death


It happens every time you see an adorable animal. It’s a lot safer when it’s online, but in person all bets are off.

At first, you are flooded with the feels of love towards the tiny creature. But then, suddenly, and completely unexpectedly, those feelings of love turn menacing.

You have this overwhelming urge to squeeze. Squeeze that puppy or kitten until their eyes bulge. Until they’re basically sucked into your body to live forever. But seriously, WTF? They’re adorable, so why would we want to crush them to death in our vice-grip-style hug?

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